ISIS militant stops the car of Christian couple.
ISIS militant: Are you Muslim?
Christian: Yes I am.
ISIS militant: Recite a verse from the Qur'an.
Christian man recites a verse from Bible.
ISIS guys: Yallah-ho-snackbar, you can go.
Later, Christian guy's wife: I can't believe you took that risk. If he knew you recited a verse from Bible, he would've killed us.
Christian guy: Don't worry, if he actually knew Quran he wouldn't be a member of ISIS!
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