There was a lucky married couple and after 10 year's one night the wife came home with a new Iphone, so her husband said: how did you afford that, she said that she won it on lottery, the next night she came home in a new car, the husband asked her again: how did you afford that? and again she said i won it on lottery. After one month she came home and said honey i have two tickets for a 10 day vacation to the Caribbean's, no questions asked they went, and one day there was a storm and after that it was a bit cold, the wife was in the water and after a while the husband said: hey baby you should get out of the water, we don't want your "lottery" to get sick.
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