A cop is driving down a freeway and he suddenly sees a car going slow, like incredibly slow. He thinks "people who drive at super slow speeds are just as bad as driving super fast on a freeway." He takes out his radar gun, and takes the speed of the car. It reads 22 miles per hour. The cop decides to turn on his lights and pull then over. He pulls the car over and walks over to it and knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "Is there a problem officer?"
The cop replies "I noticed you are going only 22 miles per hour on a freeway. I would give you a ticket, but I'd like to hear an explanation first."
The driver replies "Oh, I was simply following the speed limit, which is 22." He points at the sign saying Route 22.
The cop looks puzzled for a moment, and then says "sir that says Route 22, not the speed limit."
The driver realizes this. "Ahh, no wonder we were going so slow."
The officer looks again, and notices the 2 passengers with queasy looks on the faces. "What's the deal with them?"
The driver replies "Oh give them a minute, we just got off of Route 146."
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