And he's staggering all over the place. He drops his trousers and starts pissing on the sidewalk. He walks up to his car and fumbles with his keys repeatedly, but eventually gets in and starts it and drives away swerving all over the place.
A police officer is watching this happen and turns on his lights and pulls the Irish man over. The Irish man is slurring his speech so the officer gets him to perform the sobriety test. He passes with flying colours. Shocked, the officer gets him to try again and he passes again.
What the hell is wrong with you? asks the officer. You're clearly drunk, so how are you passing the test?
Well, you see, occifer, he slurs, I'm the DD.
You shouldn't be driving drunk!
I'm not, I'm the designated decoy! While you were trying to catch me, all my buds got away safely. So long, sucker!
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