Once there was this kid he did exceptionally well in elementary school and just wowed the small town, his father was amazed and said wow son anything you want and ill get it for you? And the kid said a PING-PONG BALL! The father thinks and asks are you sure i mean i can almost get you whatever you want again his son wouldnt budge NO! a ping pong ball so his fathers like ok w/e, time flies he aces every test in jr high and honor roll n everything and skips a grade now his father is just about to tear and asks his son pls tell me what you really want something nice a watch or gold chain ? But again he says ping pong ball so fathers frustrated but its ok his sons amazing so time goes by hes done with college has a perfect job offer and couldnt possibly make his father any happier so his pops asks him what kind of car would you want its on me and the son says no just want a ping pong ball so he gets him a bag full of them a couple years go by and his son becomes terminally ill and his father is by his deathbed and asks pls son can you tell me why all these years you always wanted a ping pong ball? And the son musters his force together and says dad i.. And he dies....
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