A drunk Irishman sitting at a bar starts talking to the gentleman next to him.
'Where you from?' He asks the stranger.
'Born and raised in Dublin, Ireland." The stranger says raising his glass.
'Get the fuck out of here, I was born and raised in Dublin also!" The man cries in surprise. 'Where'd you go to school?'
'I graduated from Saint Mary's in 1985.'
'By the stars, I graduated in 1985 from Saint Mary's also!'
The two continue talking when a regular walks into the bar. "How are things tonight?' He asks the bartender.
Bartender shrugs and says 'All right, the McManus twins are drunk again."
*Sure it's a repost, but one of my favorite St Patrick's Day jokes!
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