A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas
flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last
night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this
morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and
this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love
another man." When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he
replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to
you this morning?" "Don't stop."
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