A doctor at a mental hospital promises the patients in his care that if they behave well for the next two weeks, he'd take them to a baseball game.When the day of the game arrived, the doctor and patients, along with the doctor's assistant, headed to the game. At the national anthem, the doctor said, "Up, nuts!" and the patients stood up. After the national anthem finished,the doctor said,"Down, nuts!" and the patients sat back down. Satisfied, the doctor went to grab a beer and pretzel from the concession stand. When he got back, all hell had broken loose. "What the Hell happened?" the doctor asked his assistant. The assistant replied,"Well, everything was going great till someone yelled,'PEANUTS!'"
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