The Texan asked "How large is your farm?"
The Indian replied, "See that light pole? My farm is about from where standing to there. How about yours?"
The Texan nodded and said, "If you wake up at the crack of dawn and you begin to drive, and you drive and drive and drive, at about noon, you will reach the end of my property line."
The Indian famer chuckled and said, "Yeah, I've owned cars like that too."
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