... and says he wants the darkest black hooker... they line up and none are dark enough until one shows up black as coal...
They walk up to the room and the man pays her and tells her to undress. He sits down, tells her to turn around and bend over in front of him, watching her crotch...
So she bends over, he says she should bend over more... and more... and more... until she is practically head down between her knees..
So she asks: "Well, r u gonna fuck me already???"
And the man says: "Oh, no, no... I'm putting black tiles in my bathroom, just want to see, how they go with pink grout...."
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