Joe: Well I went to the doctor this morning and told him I had to get some of those Viagra pills. The Doctor told me they wouldn't help my love life at all.Bartender: Why not? I thought that they would do the trick for any guy.Joe: The Doctor told me it wouldn't help me at all to put a good flag pole on such a worn out old building!
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