Once a lion was resting with his new lioness in her den after lunch. A donkey came out of nowhere, and started provoking the lion. The lion had had a heavy lunch, and was not in a mood to move, so he ignored the donkey.

But the donkey didn't give up. He called the lion a lot of names, called him a coward and a pussy, which got to him finally.

The lioness, however, asked the lion to ignore the stupid donkey. But the lion had had enuogh, and went after the donkey. The donkey started running towards a tree that had a big hole in the trunk. The donkey passed through it just as lion reached the hole to teach donkey a lesson. As the lion reached through the trunk, he found that he was stuck in it. He could not get out of the trunk however hard he tried.

Thats when donkey came behind the lion, and gave him a solid assfucking for an hour. And a donkey's dick is huge. The lion roared with pain for the whole hour. Once finished, the donkey kicked lion's butt and freed the lion. The lion was all spent, and he barely was able to walk.

He somehow returned to the den. He didn't tell the lioness what had happened. But she said, "he took you to the tree, didn't he?".

The lion said "yes, but how do you know."

The lioness replied, "why do you think I told you to not go after him. I've already been fooled by him once".

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