He asks the little girl "Hey, honey, do you know what a phallus is ?"
"No mister, I've never heard of it"
He then gets his raincoat wide open, revealing the erected object and starting to laugh frantically "It's this ! hahahahaha"
To which the child answers "Oh I see, it's like a dick, but smaller."
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