An Englishman, a German, and a Irishman are sitting in a bar, each with their favorite drink. Three flies buzzing around the bar choose to land in each of their drinks. The Englishman sees the fly in his wine and exclaims, "I cannot drink this filth! Bring me a fresh brew in a new glass!" The German shrugs, picks the fly out of his beer and starts drinking. The Irishman picks out the fly and begins squeezing it, yelling "SPIT IT OUT YEH WEE BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!"
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