A man walks into a bar with the head of an alligator, he then plonked it on the stool, pulled out his dick an put it in the alligator's mouth. He then proceeds tk slam his hand down on the alligator. He then smiled and turned to the crowed and asked : " Anyone wanna try?
An old lady raised her hand and said " Just don't hit me that hard"
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