Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.

Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. Mama! yelled the boy. A gator jus' bit off mah foot! Which one? called his mother from inside the cabin. How the hell should Ah know?! he shrieked. They all look alike to me!

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