EDIT: I just noticed this got posted as soon as I submitted, surely no one in the crowd I was with is also a redditor??
and ask's one of the stock boys for a half head of lettuce, "we don't sell half heads ma'am", after much insisting he said he'd go ask his manager.
As he walked to the back of the store he didn't notice the woman following him, he found his manager and said, "hey boss, this old hag out here wants a HALF head of lettuce??" The managers eyes went wide as he saw her standing behind him. The young man turned and upon seeing her said, "and this patient woman here wanted the other half". The manager abliged and she left. The manager, astonished, asked the boy, "how did you get so quick on your feet like that"?
"I'm from Canada, the land of ugly ass women and beautiful hockey players", he replied.
The manager looked puzzled, "well my wife's from Canada.."
The boy replied, "no way! What team does she play for?"
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