When a bear appears and starts running towards the man. The man closes his eyes and screams "Oh God help me". He opens his eyes again and the bear is standing still with his paws only inches from his face, the bear is not moving at all, almost like time stood still. A loud voice is heard from the sky.
- God: Why are you calling on me now? You never believed in me before.
- Man: Help me this bear is going to eat me.
- God: Sorry I can not help you I only help Christian's.
- Man: Well, make me a Christian then.
- God: You do not have enough faith to be a Christian, even this bear has more faith than you.
- Man: Please, can you at least turn the bear into a Christian?
Suddenly the bear starts to move again. The bear lowers both of its paws towards it's chest and puts them together. The man can hear the bear say under it's breath "Dear God thank you for this food you have provided for me."
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