An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers)

Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your "OP knows as much as Jon Snow" joke here.

So, here goes:

What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow Patrol.

Hopefully you think my jokes are sansa-tional.

When I watched (major plot point), I thought "Arya kidding me?"

I think Ned's second son would do great in business. He's a genius at Bran-ding.

These puns must be driving you stark raving mad.

If there's any negative comments about my puns, I hope I can stay above the frey.

I used to work in construction for a short bit, I could never remember what to do, so I kept asking my boss "where do I put this?" He just said "Wall, durr."

One of my colleagues was an Indian guy with a really long name, so we all called him Ram. He didn't understand English very well, so my boss always had to slowly explain what he had to do. His job mostly involved putting a specific type and size of fastener on. He kept saying, "Ram C-Bolt on."

After construction, I went to work at a hardware store. We had ran out of a specific type of gardening equipment, and my boss asked me to get it from its door in the supply closet. So I went to the hoe door.

Hopefully you liked these. I'll be here all week (unlike the characters on GoT).