A man stumbles upon a frog while walking home. While looking at the frog, it starts to speak to him.
"Hello!", it says, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful woman!"
The man smiles, puts the frog into his pocket and continues on his way. A few hours later, he hears the voice of the frog, and takes it out to see what it wants.
"Remember, If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful woman. I will stay the night with you!" The man smiles and puts it back into his pocket.
The next day, he hears the frog speaking again. He takes it out to see what it wants.
"If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful woman, and I will do absolutely anything you want!" The man smiles once more and puts the frog back into his pocket.
The frog sighs. He calls up to the man and says aloud, "I just don't understand. Why don't you want me to turn into a beautiful woman?"
"Because I'm an engineer, I don't have time for girlfriends", the man says. "But a talking frog is pretty damn cool."
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