The man steps out of the car, obviously furious, and starts yelling :
\- You stupid bitch, do you fucking realise what the fuck did you just do? I'll fucking rape you!!!
The woman apologizes and says to the man :
\- Please wait for my husband, he'll take care of it.
The Russian man agrees.
Not a couple minutes go by, when a black 4x4 jeep rolls around. A couple of big men( bear mode ) steps out, one of which walks to her wife and hugs her.
\- Tell me, what happened?
\- This man said he'd rape me
The husband waved to the biggest, meanest looking guy and says :
\- Vasia, take this guy to the woods and fuck him hard.
Vasia tosses the not-so-angry man into the car and drives off.
The now scared man starts begging :
\- Vasia, please don't fuck me, I'll pay you $5000..
\- Nyet, da bosz sed to fuck so I fuck.
A couple minutes later..
\- Please Vasia, don't fuck me, I'll pay you $15000..
\- Nyet, da bosz sed to fuck so I fuck.
Then Vasia's phone rings.
"Da? Okey, kidsnap him, go to woods, shoot. Will be done bosz"
\- Hey Vasia, remember, you got to fuck me.
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