while in China he has unprotected sex. He then returns to the States after two weeks, he noticed bright green and purple freckles. He immediately goes to see a doctor.
Doc says this is a rare disease called Mongolian VD I'm sorry but the only cure is to amputate your tool.
Horrified he goes the following day to see a Chinese doctor for another option
The doctor examines him and say "Ah yes Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease"
The guy says I know that ,what should I do ?My American doc says I must amputate my tool ?
Chinese doc laughs and say stupod Amelican docta always want to opelate . They make more money that way. No need to opelate !
Thank you the guy replies
Yes say the Chinese doc "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money
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