So a lady walks into a bar...

A good looking woman who was known to get blackout drunk after drinking one bottle of beer walks into a tavern and orders a bottle of Budweiser. She finishes the beer, a few minutes pass, and she yells out; "I wanna make love to every guy in here"! And she does. Next evening, she goes to the same bar, drinks a Budweiser and shouts out; "I want to have sex with every man in the room"! She does. The next night she goes to the same inn and orders a Miller Lite. The bartender says; "I thought you liked Bud"? She tells him; "I do, but it makes my vagina sore the next day".

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