An Irishman, a Welshman and an Englishman are walking down a road to the pub, as they usually do. When they decide to take a detour and past the fly cave everyone talks about. As they get outside the cave they see a man, that ushers them over. So they go over and he propositions them. Saying "If any of you lads can go in that cave for longer than 1 hour i'll reward ya's 1 million pounds for each of ya that can do it".
All intrigued and excited for the million pounds they decide they'll do it. The Englishman goes in and after 5 minutes and comes back out and says "My god lad, the conditions in that cave are terrible! Not even for 5 million" Then he goes on his way to the pub.
The Irishman undeterred decides he will take a shot at it. He goes in for about 10 minutes and comes out saying " Fuck me laddy, those flies are disgusting" and makes his way to the pub.
Then finally the Welshman smirks and goes in. After an incredible 1 and half hours comes out. The man astonished at the Welshman's will says "How did ya do it?". The Welshman replies calmly with "I just shat in all 4 corners and sat in the middle". Takes the money and proceeds to go to the pub.
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