...are all sitting around drinking. The Russian, drinking a bottle of vodka, finishes it and then throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it.
The Mexican says, "Why did you do that holmes?"
The Russian responds, "In my country we have a lot of those."
The Mexican, drinking Tequila, finishes his bottle throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it.
The American says, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican responds, "Oh, because we have a lot of those in my country."
The American, drinking a Coors Light, chugs the rest of it throws the bottle in the air pulls out a gun and shoots the Mexican.
The Russian says, "Why in the hell did you do that?!"
The American responds, "Oh because we have a lot of those in our country."
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