A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign over the bar which reads:
Cheese sandwich $2 Ham sandwich $3 Hand-job $10
He checks his wallet, then approaches the gorgeous barmaid.
"Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs" he asks.
"Yes" she says with a smile.
"Well wash your fucking hands and make me a cheese sandwich!"
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