An American, a Canadian and a Scotsman get into a car accident...

This is a joke my friend told me... I paraphrase, but the main parts are all there.

An American, a Canadian and a Scotsman get into a car accident... and they all fuckin die. Just like that. BOOM. Dead. No survivors.
Seeing as they all died at the exact same moment, they all arrive at the Pearly Gates together.
They all walk up to St. Peter to see what deal is on getting into heaven... St. Peter sayeth unto them, "I can tell by the looks of yas that you're all sinners... but we seem to be having some sort of malfunction with our registry, so for 50 units of each of your currency respectively, we'll just let you in."
The American, knowing a good deal when he hears it, opens his wallet and hands a crisp $50 bill to St. Peter without hesitation. St. Peter thanks the man and pulls the lever to let him through the gates.
The American can't believe his luck. He's struttin through Heaven with a big shit-eating grin on his face, waiving at all the angels and familiar faces... and after several minutes, he realizes his friends who died with him are nowhere to be found. Concerned, he inquires to an angel about his friend's whereabouts.
"The last I heard," sayeth the angel unto him, "the Canadian was trying to get his government to pay his fee, and the Scotsman was still hagglin the price."