Two priests in a car...

When they come upon a traffic jam, after a couple minutes of waiting they finally get to the front of the jam where there are two police officers directing traffic.

"Hello Officers, What's wrong?" the first preist said

"Were looking for two pedophiles"

"Oh we'll do it!"

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