she wanted one of the newly weened puppies they had on display. the clerk, knowing that puppies so young can be difficult, began to explain how to feed, train, and care for a puppy, the woman was confused by everything he said and seemed to be taking in none of the information being presented to her.
And so after about 3 fruitless hours of instruction the clerk finally conceded that you can't teach an old trick new dogs
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