A long married couple in their late fourties are waking up in their bed on a sunday morning.
The wife said: I had a very weird dream tonight.
I was dreaming of a basket full of penises
There were all kind of penises in that basket.
Long ones, small ones, circumsized ones, black ones...just every penis you can imagine was in that basket.
The man asked: Was my penis in that basket too?
The woman replied: all down to the bottom of the basket there was your penis, all ugly and really small.
THe man then said, I also had a very weird dream.
I was dreaming of a bucket full of vaginas.
There were all kinds of vaginas in that bucket.
The woman now was curious and asked: And was my vagina also in that bucket??
The man: The bucket was Standing in it.
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