A guy has never had sex, and gets into bed on his wedding night.
His new wife gets naked, sits on the bed, and says, "Do you know what I want?"
He says, "No."
She gets in bed, spreads her legs wide, and says, "Now do you know what I want?"
He says, "Yeah, you want the whole bed to yourself!"
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