Superman was wrapping things up with the very last bad guys still in Metropolis. After that was done he realised he had nothing else to do, so he decided to go and visit Batman.
So Superman flies over to Gotham City at super-speed, over to the Batcave to chill with Batman. Batman also has Gotham City crime-free, and the two superheroes are wondering what to do to kill some time. Superman comes up with an idea - go spy on Wonder Woman.
So the two of them head over to Wonder Woman's apartment. Superman uses his X-Ray vision to look through the walls and Batman uses a remote camera gadget. Well they struck gold because in Wonder Woman's apartment, she's lying on her bed, totally naked and writhing around on her back.
The two guys high-five each other and watch for a minute when Superman comes up with an idea - "Hey, I can go in there, faster than a speeding bullet, have a quick go and she won't even know it was me". So at top speed Superman flies in, gets in position and has a lightning speed thrusting session. Afterwards the two superdudes head back to the Batcave to talk about it over a beer.
But back in Wonder Woman's apartment, Wonder Woman goes "What the fuck was that?!?!!" And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it just fucked me up the arse!!"
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