An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps.

[bad joke]...

Did you know when you pull Pikachu's tail, he runs to New York City? Here's...

A Planned Life

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One...

Sean Connery is...

and the reporter breathlessly asks his idol, "Mr. Connery your fans have...

Teacher: Why are...

Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let...

Insult Call #2

Maria went to the telephone booth to make her second insult call. She payed...

During a recent...

During a recent password audit, our I.T. discovered a blonde was using the...

My local bar had...

a gay magician sat on a bar stool and made it disappear. Thank you, I'll...

How many DonaId...

None, he can pay someone to do it for him.

True Medical Stories

A man and woman hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody...

my shit doesn't...

I did this years ago so here goes. I was working for a small company...