and the reporter breathlessly asks his idol, "Mr. Connery your fans have three questions for you, do you drink martinis shaken or stirred?" In a deep Scottish brogue Sean Connery replies, "Shaken."
"And which do you prefer, Octopussy or Pussy Galore?" to which Sean Connery barely lets him finish the question "Pussy Galore! Man, Pussy Galore!" "Lastly, do you wear boxers or briefs?" Sean Connery arches one bold eyebrow and says, "Depends."
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