1. doctor doctor i feel like a penis! dont worry you have a long time to wait.
2. doctor doctor i keep having blowjobs! here suck on this lollipop
3. doctor doctor i have vagina cancer! ok here's a needle
4. doctor doctor i have pedophilia! ok just go to school mate
5. doctor doctor i have necrophilia! dude my grandma just died!
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