An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. �Ma'am,� said the cop, �I'm not going to ticket you, butI do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.��Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,� responded the Amish lady.�That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!� instructed the cop.Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.�Well, dear, what exactly did he say?� asked Jacob.�He said the reflector is broken,� replied the lady.�I can fix that in two minutes. What else?� wondered Jacob.�I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake,� said the lady.
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