A man walks into a bar, takes a seat next to a man holding a ferret, stroking it quite lovingly.
After a few drinks the man asks, "hey man, what's going on with you and that thing?" The patron looks up and says, " oh this "thing" is my wonderful friend and she happens to give the BEST head in the world, care to give it a go in the John?"
The man, being skeptical, cautiously agrees. He takes the ferret into the restroom and a few minutes later comes back with a look of shock and nirvana.
He begs this gentleman to please sell him this wonderful ferret, the man agrees and they part ways.
Taking his new pet home, he shows his wife. After explaining what it can do, his wife looks at him and says, "what the hell am I supposed to do with it?!" The husband simply replies, "Teach it to cook and clean, then get the fuck out."
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