Alligator in Bar

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator
up on the bar.


He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open
this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the alligator will
close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I'll remove my
genitals unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a drink.'


The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator�s open mouth. The alligator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.


The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man
stood up again and made another offer.


'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'


A hush fell over the crowd.


After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar and a woman timidly spoke
up.


'I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer
bottle.'