"What's your name again?"
"Claudia."
"Oh *Claudia*. I'm sorry my dear, I won't forget it again. Claudia may I ask you something?"
"Sure."
"Do you know the difference between sex and breakfast?"
"...Um, no.?"
"Would you like to have breakfast sometime?"
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