Car-bumpers Jokes

Car-bumpers Jokes

Sarcasm is


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whi...

Death is


Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. D...

It's not


It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everyw...

"Lead me


"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it my...

Gravity -


Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the ...

"Women who


"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambiti...

I wouldn't


I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac....

"All generalizations


"All generalizations are false.""Time is what ...

Circular Definition:


Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular....

My karma


My karma ran over your dogma.I brake for... wa...

Those who


Those who live by the sword get shot by those ...

If we


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are ...

All generalizations


All generalizations are false, including this ...

Those who


Those who live by the sword get shot by those ...

A cubicle


A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door...

I love


I love animals, they taste great.EARTH FIRST! ...

WANTED: Meaningful


WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEE...

On the


On the other hand, you have different fingers....

Woman driver and the trees


A woman driver is heading down the expressway,...

"Time is


"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it ki...