Did you hear that Monica got honorable mention in her high school yearbook?
She was voted most likely to succeed.
What is Bill's idea of safe sex?
A locked door.
Clinton still maintains he was not lying...He was standing and she was
kneeling.
Did you hear about President Clinton's award nomination?
It's for the 1998 Nobel PIECE Prize!
Why is President Clinton waiting to tell his side of the story?
He wants Marv Albert to do the interview.
The most recent reports of the stain on Monica's dress have been released.
This whole thing seems to be a vast right-hand conspiracy!
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
"Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours?
Clinton was showing her the proper way to take "dic"tation.
In a surprise interview, Monica was asked about the details of her late night
meetings with the President......"I can't remember the details, she said,but I
know the answer is on the TIP of MY tongue!"
The White House announced today that from now on Bill Clinton would not be
worrying about international affairs. Instead he would focus all his attention
to what he is really good at : extra-marital affairs!
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