Al Gore's New Program....

Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home.
Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer
cans and about $1500.00 in cash.


Out of curiosity, Joe asked ''AL, I see you're a beer drinker, I am too! you
see, we DO have something in common''


With a condescending voice, Al quipped, '' yes, of course we do Joe''


Joe then asked '' Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash''


Al gladly told Joe about his new program. '' Joe, since last month, I have
decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person, while at the
same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a lie, I drink a beer
and put the can in this box''


''That's really impressive'', Joe replied, ''only 5 beer cans in a whole
month, but tell me, where did all that cash come from''?


Without missing a beat, Al responded, ''Whenever the box gets full of beer
cans, I take it down to the recycling center, you know how concerned I am about
environmental issues''