"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to
war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but
he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army."
- Conan O'Brien
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Upon hearing of the vote in the U.S. House of Representatives confirming their
Ethics Committee recommendation to expel (now former) Ohio Representative
Trafficant on charges of graft and use of his office for personal gain, my
wife's comment was: "Great! Only 524 to go!"
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