Lady: Doctor, please kiss me!!
The doctor ignores her request.
Lady: Oh Doctor please kiss me!!!
The doctor again ignores her
Lady: oh please doctor please kiss me! Please, please, please kiss me!!!!!!
Doctor: Listen lady, not only is that unethical and immoral but I'd probably lose my license as well...hell I probably shouldn't even be fucking you!
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