So the other day I was just chilling having a relaxing drive when suddenly some asshole comes up right behind me. Very aggressively he starts to flash his lights at me and honk like crazy because he wants to pass. I am thinking, Gandalf style; fuck you; you will not pass. So he goes to the left; I go the left. He goes to the right; I go to the right. Eventually I let him pass ...but as he passed me I was thinking; what an annoying wannabe who thinks the road belongs to him with his fancy big ass ambulance.
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