The Closet

A woman was having an affair. One day, her young son came home unexpectedly. He sees what is going on, freaks out, and hides in the closet. A few minutes later his dad comes home...and he suddenly gets a visitor in the closet. They stare at each other for a second...and the little boy finally says, "Dark in here"

The man responds, "Sure is"

"I have a baseball"

"That's nice"

"Wanna buy it?

"No, thanks"

The boy grins..."My Dad's outside"

"OK, how much?"

"$250"

The man agrees

A few weeks later and it happens again...

"Dark in here...."

"Yes, it is." The man says, exasperated.

"I have a baseball glove..."

"The man sighs, resolving himself..."How much?"

"$750"

A few days later, the boy's father says to him, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go play catch"

The boy responds, "I can't, I sold my ball and glove to a friend."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy responds with a grin, "$1000"

The father gets angry, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that! You're going to confessional RIGHT NOW, young man!" And he drags him to church.

He takes the boy to the confessional and throws him in, shutting the door.

Inside, the boy looks around and says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"