A man is sitting at a bar and sees this beautiful woman on the arm of some drunk. He talks with the bartender and finds out that she is a prostitute.He walks over to her and says " Is it true that your a prostitute?" She replies "Yeah what can I do for you big boy?" He thinks a second and finally asks her what she charges. She replies "$100 for a hand job." "Are you crazy?" he responds. She walks the man over to the window, "see that Ferrari out there? I own that car. Trust me you wont leave unsatisfied." So he takes her to his apartment, gives her the money and they get down to business. The next day he sees her at the bar again. He walks over to her and says, "Last night was great." "You think that was great," she replies" wait tell you have one of my blow jobs." "How much?" the man asks "$500.""What?! Are you on crack?" he yells.She once again take him over to the window "See that building? I own that building. Trust me I give good blow jobs." So he takes her to his apartment, pays up and gets the best blow job of his life. A couple nights later he sees her at the bar again. He asks her how much he needs to pay to go all the way. She say calmly "$2000" The man totally freaks out "$2,000 for sex?! I am not that desperate." She pulls him outside, "Look out in the distance, see that island?" The man, in awe answers the question " yeah..." "Well..." the prostitute starts, "Had I been a woman I would have owned that island too."
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