A clown late for the circus.

There's a big circus show going on in Dallas, Texas one evening. One of the clowns, however, is running late to the show. He quickly puts on his clown uniform, and jumps into his car. He floors the gas, traveling down the highway at breakneck speed hoping to get to the show in time.

Unfortunately for the clown, a cop was waiting on a stretch of road. The clown flies by the cop, who promptly sounds the sirens. The cop eventually catches up and pulls the clown over.

The cop gets out of the patrol car, walks up the the clown's car, and sees the clown in the driver's seat.

"Huh, lookee here. I pulled over a clown car. Where's the rest of them?" said the cop

"They're already at the circus. I'm running late. If I don't hurry, I won't make it to the show." said the clown

"Well, I'll tell you what.. " said the cop, as he walks away.

The cop walks back to his patrol car, opens the trunk, and takes out five emergency flares. He walks back the the clown's car.

"If you can juggle these here flares, I won't write you a ticket." said the cop.

"Is that all? That'll be easy" said the clown.

The clown gets out of his car, lights the flares, and begins juggling them with no problems.

All of the sudden, a big, red truck comes flying past. The truck serves off the road to an abrupt stop. The driver's door opens, and a redneck shambles out, looking clearly drunk. He stumbles his way over to the patrol car, opens the back door, and gets in.

The cop runs to his patrol car, opens the back door, and throws the redneck out to the ground.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?! You can't get in my car like that!" said the cop

The redneck picks himself up off the ground and says "Shit, officer. I'm turning myself in. There's no way in hell I can pass that drunk test."

Edit: spelling.