"If you are going to work here, young man," said the boss. "One thing you have to learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?"
"Oh, yes sir."
"And another thing, we are very keen on truthfulness. There is no mat!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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