Once a husband and a wife argued about cooking. The wife insisted that
potatoes must be cooked with only one teaspoon of salt per pan, while the
husband thought that two spoons would be better. The husband said in a mild
tone, "I think, in this you're not exactly right."
"What? I'm not exactly right? What you really mean is that I'm far from being
right! You mean I'm completely wrong! I'm wrong; it means I'm telling lies! I'm
lying, then I'm not speaking like a human being! You mean I'm barking like a
dog! Mom! Mom! He called me bitch!"
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